Tumblr: “Are you a white heterosexual male?”

Me: “…yeah..”

Tumblr: “You’re a racist, homophobic, privileged mesochonist and every point you make regardless of logic and rationality is wrong, because you run society and are untrustworthy.”

Me: “I’m dirt poor, support social and socioeconomic equality and don’t hold any power regardless of my gender or race.. We are all slaves to the new oligarch form of capitalism. Society just wants to pin us against each other to keep us from uniting..”

Tumblr: “LIAR! You are the problem! You bigot! You won the lottery. Recognize your privilege!”

Me: “I assure you, I’m not. I don’t have any privilege.. While I’m sure many in my demographic do, I don’t, so please leave me be..”

Tumblr: “ATTONE FOR YOUR SINS MEMBER OF THE ELITE PATRIARCH!”

Me: “Seriously?… We aren’t so different? You and I..”

Tumblr: “HOW DARE YOU! We will NEVER be on equal footing!”

Me: “Don’t you think you’re being quite hateful and hypocritical?”

Tumblr: “EAT SHIT AND DIE CHAUVINISTIC PATRIARCHAL PIG!”

Me: “*heavy sigh*”

When I was in middle school I wrote an email to my older self saying I should be fit, have full sleeves, a car, and generally be the man.. I’m 24, out of shape, no car, only a few tattoos, and struggle with bills. Good to know my younger self hates me. At least I’m not the only one.

Jorah is like the dude with a cold sore that doesn’t tell anyone cause he wants to hit the blunt..

“As a drug user, you get used to things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip.” - Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas)